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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC WORLD
Dept. Online Jokes—NJW
P.O. Box 98004
Washington, D.C. 20090-8004 Include your name, address, phone number, date of birth, and a title for your work. Also enclose a note, signed by a parent or guardian, giving permission to use your submission and name online. Submissions become the property of the National Geographic Society and cannot be acknowledged or returned. | | Q What does a toad say when it sees something great?
A Toadly awesome!
Q How do you get fur from a lion?
A Run!
Q What animal makes the most of its food?
A A giraffe. It makes a little go a long way.
Q Why do soccer players get good grades in school?
A Because they use their heads.
Q What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in dirt, and crosses the road again?
A A dirty double-crosser.
TRY THESE TONGUE TWISTERS One slick snake slid up the slippery slide; the other slick snake slid down. Six silly spiders silently sat side by side. I never felt felt that felt like that felt felt. Illustration by Terry Sirrell |
